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 advance-software |
Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other : "Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
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3/5/2010 8:15:44 PM (last edit: 3/5/2010 8:22:38 PM)
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| Sir_Manfred |
A-S: That one was already posted in the first page. Reply number 4 :P
I be parrrrlaygons, me hearties!
http://www.Freds3D.com
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3/5/2010 9:21:25 PM (last edit: 3/5/2010 9:21:25 PM)
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| advance-software |
Fail !
It's relevant now though, well kind of :)
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3/5/2010 9:25:14 PM (last edit: 3/5/2010 9:25:14 PM)
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| Sir_Manfred |
Yeah...
I be parrrrlaygons, me hearties!
http://www.Freds3D.com
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3/6/2010 1:34:06 AM (last edit: 3/6/2010 1:34:24 AM)
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| gogodr |
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3/9/2010 4:56:04 AM (last edit: 3/9/2010 4:56:04 AM)
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| markoid |
On his death bed Tiger Woods dad's last words to his son were
"Just play golf...fuck everything else"
As you can see Tger is following his dad's parting advice to the letter.
WEBSITE
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4/23/2010 1:05:23 AM (last edit: 4/23/2010 1:05:23 AM)
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| Sir_Manfred |
lol
I be parrrrlaygons, me hearties!
http://www.Freds3D.com
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4/23/2010 1:25:13 AM (last edit: 4/23/2010 1:25:13 AM)
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| Claite |
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.
And then it doesn't.
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A neutrino walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
The neutrino says, "No, just passing through"
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Two muffins are in the oven
One turns to the other and says "Jeez, it's hot in here"
The other says, "Oh god! I talking muffin!"
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There are three mean who are in hell. One loves to drink, one loves to collect pennies, and one is a gay sex addict. The devil grants each of them a chance to go back to earth if they promise never to do the thing they love the most. They agree and are sent back. Once back, they choose to celebrate and go to a bar. The moment a drop of alcohol hits the first guy's tongue, he disappears. The other two are shocked so they choose to leave. When they leave the bar, the second one sees a penny on the ground and says, "Oh look! I penny!" He bends over to pick it up and poof, they both disappear.
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A man ran into a bar.
He was hospitalised and his family was deeply worried.
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4/23/2010 1:57:02 AM (last edit: 4/23/2010 1:57:02 AM)
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| chillywilson |
How do you say bra in german?
Stopinzemfromflopin
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4/23/2010 4:42:27 PM (last edit: 4/23/2010 4:42:27 PM)
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| advance-software |
Pedant's corner : Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't simultaneously.
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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4/23/2010 4:48:33 PM (last edit: 4/23/2010 4:51:58 PM)
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| mrgrotey |
7 Dwarves went to meet the pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" chanted the other 6.
"Ok" said Dopey, "Sir, are there nuns in Alaska?"
"Yes there are" said the Pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" urged the other 6.
"Ok" said Dopey, "Sir, are there black nuns in Alaska?"
"Yes there are" said the Pope.
"Go on Dopey, ask him" said the other 6.
"Ok" said Dopey, "Sir, are there black midget nuns in Alaska?"
"No, I don't think so" replied the Pope.
All 6 lept up shouting "Dopey Shagged a penguin!"
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5/14/2010 12:13:44 PM (last edit: 5/14/2010 12:13:44 PM)
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| markoid |
SEX AT 82!
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82!
I'm sooooo happy, because I live at 73 ... so it's not far to walk home afterwards!
WEBSITE
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5/16/2010 2:10:51 AM (last edit: 5/16/2010 2:10:51 AM)
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| Haamu |
Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
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5/17/2010 10:10:09 AM (last edit: 5/17/2010 10:10:09 AM)
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| Joey Parker Jr. |
A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I had a dream I was a teepee and a wigwam."
The doctor says, "Relax. You're two tents."
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6/18/2010 10:11:28 PM (last edit: 6/18/2010 10:15:21 PM)
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| markoid |
NFW
I was at an old time disco last night.
They played The Twist.. and I did the the twist
They played Do the Hop and I hopped
They played Jump, and I jumped
They played Come on Eileen....... I was asked to leave
WEBSITE
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6/19/2010 1:08:25 AM (last edit: 6/19/2010 1:08:25 AM)
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