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show user profile  fzuccaro
Eight year old Sally runs into her house after school and races up to her bedroom. She immediately gets on her phone and is laughing. Her Mom follows to see what's so funny. She asks Sally who replies, "I saw principal Wright's weenie today. It was like a peanut"
Flabbergasted, Mom asks, "Uh, a peanut...was it small." Sally responds, "No, salty."
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2/22/2015 7:35:37 PM (last edit: 2/22/2015 7:35:37 PM)
show user profile  9krausec

^Jokes thread.

- Portfolio-

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2/22/2015 7:58:40 PM (last edit: 2/22/2015 7:58:40 PM)
show user profile  Octopuzzy
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited

-"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
-"Don't know" he replied, playing along.
-"I'll be six!" she replied.

She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad, "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
-"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her ****, moves them around, pulls them out, sniffs, then licks them.

-"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
-"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
-"Because I heard you saying it to your dad"

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2/22/2015 9:56:50 PM (last edit: 2/22/2015 9:56:50 PM)
show user profile  herfst1
^^^ We have a winner.
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2/22/2015 10:08:42 PM (last edit: 2/22/2015 10:08:42 PM)
show user profile  Bolteon
^ new joke thread... ^

-Marko Mandaric

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2/23/2015 4:02:35 AM (last edit: 2/23/2015 4:02:35 AM)
show user profile  Mr_Stabby

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2/24/2015 6:42:49 AM (last edit: 2/24/2015 6:43:25 AM)
show user profile  khamski
Wtf with this pedophile jokes? It's disgusting.
I mean i am a fan of various sick humour but this is kids ffs.

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2/24/2015 8:39:23 AM (last edit: 2/24/2015 8:39:23 AM)
show user profile  herfst1
Don't get me wrong, I agree it's distasteful, but you have to applaud the audacity, especially in this modern day "everything is offensive to lil' ol' me" society we live in.
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2/24/2015 8:50:53 AM (last edit: 2/24/2015 8:50:53 AM)
show user profile  Octopuzzy
Offensive jokes are the best ones.
This thread has tons..some good, some bad.

You're welcome.

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2/24/2015 12:33:21 PM (last edit: 2/24/2015 12:33:21 PM)
show user profile  Sangre

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2/24/2015 3:44:04 PM (last edit: 2/24/2015 3:44:04 PM)
show user profile  Bolteon
totally the new joke thread.

-Marko Mandaric

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2/24/2015 11:56:28 PM (last edit: 2/24/2015 11:56:28 PM)
show user profile  chillywilson
wasn't I threatened with a ban for jokes like this.
Is this a thing now, can I unleash the fury of perversion that hunts Lithuania at night and spreads fear among crocodiles
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2/25/2015 2:03:16 PM (last edit: 2/25/2015 2:03:16 PM)
show user profile  herfst1
Uh, I guess so.

Here's one that made me chuckle from Octopussy's link:

"What's the best thing about fucking eighty one year olds?"

"There are eighty of them."
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2/25/2015 2:12:55 PM (last edit: 2/25/2015 2:12:55 PM)
show user profile  khamski
Weird video. Weird society. lol.
You are controlled , guided and resticted so damn hard so you turn into haters with no ethics.
No respect to religion, no tenderness to children, no respect to family.
Nothing saint.
Only sarcasm and cold poisoned humour.

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2/28/2015 2:10:28 PM (last edit: 2/28/2015 2:10:28 PM)
show user profile  herfst1
Well if I have to choose between watching poinsoned humour or this...

Bring on the poison.
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2/28/2015 2:16:32 PM (last edit: 2/28/2015 2:16:32 PM)
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