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show user profile  LordPanzer
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Insanity is just a state of mind

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4/28/2008 10:52:56 AM (last edit: 4/28/2008 10:52:56 AM)
show user profile  kusayballin
WTF i hate to tell them but english is the hardest language to learn and if they want to make it that much more difficult they are in for a rude awakening

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4/28/2008 10:57:30 AM (last edit: 4/28/2008 10:57:30 AM)
show user profile  mrgrotey
lol very good




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4/28/2008 10:58:25 AM (last edit: 4/28/2008 10:58:25 AM)
show user profile  Bryan C.
methinks kusay missed the joke.....

this is an oldie btw XD




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4/28/2008 11:24:47 AM (last edit: 4/28/2008 11:24:47 AM)
show user profile  HappyDude2
Damn the pÜbli people...
I just hate them so much!




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4/28/2008 12:25:11 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 12:26:18 PM)
show user profile  TiMoN
ZATS NOT FUNNY!

Pübli is from Shøp.. which is danish..

(although neither of the words are... )

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4/28/2008 1:39:21 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 1:39:21 PM)
show user profile  Westcoast13
lmao :-D


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4/28/2008 1:50:05 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 1:50:05 PM)
show user profile  Sir_Manfred
haha.
Lets devolve all languages until we grunt and groan like we used to back in the jolly happy stoneage.



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4/28/2008 2:27:20 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 2:27:20 PM)
show user profile  Jollabollathan
You mean speak Russian?

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4/28/2008 5:52:52 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 6:42:27 PM)
show user profile  horizon
i hate to tell them but english is the hardest language to learn

Yes and that's why most of the world knows english and everyone is having a really hard time to learn any slavic language :P


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4/28/2008 6:52:49 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 6:52:49 PM)
show user profile  Error404
haha! That's a amazingly funny! :-D Thanks for posting! :-)

I agree, English is difficult. I still can't do it right ;-)

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4/28/2008 7:01:08 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 7:02:15 PM)
show user profile  StevegeK
Haha Lauwefed may azz ovv! Veghy vunnie!

Seriously good one =)



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4/28/2008 7:04:56 PM (last edit: 4/28/2008 7:04:56 PM)
show user profile  Setherial
man reading that just hurts the eyes
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4/29/2008 3:02:51 AM (last edit: 4/29/2008 3:02:51 AM)
show user profile  Odie
I'll be the gullible idiot in this scenario.

This is all a joke right?

[edit]

Nevermind. I'm dumb.

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4/29/2008 3:29:54 AM (last edit: 4/29/2008 3:32:14 AM)
show user profile  reeves1984
good stuff :)

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4/29/2008 4:38:39 AM (last edit: 4/29/2008 4:38:39 AM)
 
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