Forum Groups
  All forums
    Help & Feedback
      Work in progress
      Finished Art
      Non-Max related

Maxunderground news unavailable

Aah! Im under attack
show user profile  Mr_Stabby
So i was out of town for a week and before i left i forgot to take out the trash. Today i come home and go "ohh this is starting to smell" so i pick it up to take it outside but as i do that a freaking swarm of fruit flies comes flying out! I evacuate the bag and myself outside as quickly as possible but it was too late. Now they are everywhere, i cant leave a cup of OJ on the table for 2 seconds before a couple of them go ahead and drown in it. They are all over everything that has a sugar content, its like they can smell it or something, ive been chasing them off with a lighter+body spray but im running low and i think they are multiplying because theres just more and more of them. At this point i have constructed a fortress out of cardboard boxes, mattresses and blankets and im hiding here with my food until they die of starvation. How long is it going to take though? At one point im going to have to use the bathroom which is deep in enemy territory :| should have taken the paper with me too.

read 4334 times
12/12/2011 9:43:11 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 9:43:11 PM)
show user profile  Dr. Jim
dude,...assuming they are there due to the garbage,...then you just need to kill them off.
I believe sugar water w/bleach in some cups about will attract and kill them.

As long as they are not coming from your 'drains'.....which is one of the 'scum' places they can multiply in you are good.

read 4324 times
12/12/2011 9:50:08 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 9:50:08 PM)
show user profile  Nik Clark

You know what to do. Burn the place down. It's the only way to be sure...

read 4314 times
12/12/2011 10:01:25 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 10:01:25 PM)
show user profile  Joey Parker Jr.
I'm with Nik. Time to get out the flame thrower.
 photo 2012-sig_small3_zpsbd114b69.png

read 4308 times
12/12/2011 10:08:53 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 10:08:53 PM)
show user profile  spoon
I saw that in a movie once. All that was left of the guy was some bloody stumps.

I'm sorry. You're not going to make it.

read 4303 times
12/12/2011 10:11:34 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 10:11:34 PM)
show user profile  Mr_Stabby
It is now hour 3 reporting from my bunker. I have depleted my supply of bananas and tortilla chips and im getting extremely thirsty. I ran out of body spray while fending off an especially fat specimen, it had madness in its eyes and was foaming from its jaw pincers with hunger but luckily i could smush it with my thumb. The noises of them trying to break in have settled somewhat but that worries me even more, i suspect they are organizing to use some kind of a battering ram since i saw them take a keen interest in a straw last i was outside. I did consider making a break for the front door and torching the building in the process but then i remembered all the walls are made of brick, damn northern engineering. If this is the last you hear from me, i want to confess that i really like nickleback, now i can meet my end with a clean soul.

read 4282 times
12/12/2011 11:01:53 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 11:01:53 PM)
show user profile  soontekk
i fight these buggers all summer, and i can now say i'm an expert
you need 2 things:
-firstly, take about 6 (wide)glasses and put some winevinegar, red wine, port, or beer in it (no need to fill the glass, just enough to have a bottom)
now use plastic wrapping foil over the glass and make a small hole in the middle (small!)
put them around the house (or where they mostly reside)
leave them a few hours and check after a few hours

thats not enough.. they breed fast

go to a local hardware store and buy one of these:
they are cheap (mine cost like €2.50) and you'll never have this much fun ever again in your entire life (i pretend to be a jedi..)
now go pulverize them bitches..!

melting ur brainz!
/ FOS4 / FO2 / Blurb / Twitter / Facebook / Vimeo /

read 4278 times
12/12/2011 11:12:31 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 11:12:31 PM)
show user profile  BishBashRoss

read 4272 times
12/12/2011 11:22:35 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 11:22:35 PM)
show user profile  Nik Clark
>>I have depleted my supply of bananas and tortilla chips and im getting extremely thirsty.

You know what to do....

read 4269 times
12/12/2011 11:28:23 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 11:28:41 PM)
show user profile  soontekk
lol, i do however give these little buggers credit for endurance and style though..

"Soon after, the male positions itself at the rear of the female's abdomen in a low posture to tap and lick the female genitalia."
A picture says it all..

melting ur brainz!
/ FOS4 / FO2 / Blurb / Twitter / Facebook / Vimeo /

read 4256 times
12/12/2011 11:56:22 PM (last edit: 12/12/2011 11:56:22 PM)
show user profile  advance-software
nuke estonia from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
read 4222 times
12/13/2011 9:00:34 AM (last edit: 12/13/2011 9:32:51 AM)
show user profile  Chris123643
i think you need these guys...

read 4197 times
12/13/2011 9:39:44 AM (last edit: 12/13/2011 9:39:44 AM)
show user profile  Garp
You need to befriend a few of these guys

read 4187 times
12/13/2011 9:52:57 AM (last edit: 12/13/2011 9:52:57 AM)
#Maxforums IRC
Open chat window